"The Cackle Doll Incident of 2009" | CLANCYPASTA ORIGINAL

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[00:03:02] I visited home for the first time in quite a while last week. It was more than I was expecting a beaming smile and a jolly laugh, but instead he looked somewhat horrified as he walked over to my vehicle. "'You've come home?' he said, like he was trying to sound delighted but was having a horrible time keeping it together. Yeah, I thought I'd pop in for the weekend back pretty quickly. Jesus Christ on your way ten years and you forget Jackie, what's the matter with even think about him when I thought about my aunt. How could I? Oh my god, Dad, yes, cousin Jackie, it's that time of the year, right before I was about to turn 12 in October, Jackie's birthday rolled around in late September. I don't remember his birthday party well, but I remember the gift my uncle gave him.

[00:07:00] My other uncle, not his dad, he couldn't use the bathroom without it. He would straight refuse without Kackel in his right hand.

[00:08:23] One day at school some of the more idiotic kids thought it'd be funny a video game or watching TV, and I'd think he's saying something to me and a whisper, so I'd look over and he'd have the doll's head right up against his mouth, saying something. Whenever I'd confront him about it, he'd just laugh and say, but he really had eaten something. Later on in the night, after my constant questioning, I wore him down enough to get a little more detail. He gave me a chocolate, Jackie said, as he bounced the clown up and down on his lap like he was on a trampoline.

[00:12:04] My eyes were beaming, I was so excited. My mom had been on a health kick lately and I hadn't had candy in quite a few weeks at

[00:12:09] that point, which was a long time for me then.

[00:12:13] But when he dropped it into my cradled adult, I can say, was something like a mix of acrylic paint and bleach, with a slight spiciness to it. Jackie brought it up to his nose and be. I didn't understand how serious this all was. Unfortunately, that was the last? I asked an agitation. My mom peered over to me and with the expression of disapproval I could read across her face, I just sat back down and went back to my gameboy.

[00:16:23] We never did enter a serious thing. And there's definitely no way or reason my aunt would play it up like that, if it wasn't true.

[00:17:42] But asking my mom what happened, she just my moms. They were talking fairly quietly, but in the silent darkness of night I could hear them There was a long pause, and then my mom continued speaking. My sister, she told me earlier today what it was like, how she found him, I mean. Apparently he had been gone a long while, and so she started knocking on the bathroom

[00:20:23] door.

[00:20:24] No reply. Us. What the... What does that even mean? How does it... How does a kid turn to sludge? How is that even possible? I don't know, Jeremy.

[00:21:40] I don't know.

[00:21:43] She said,

[00:21:44] definitively angry now. update since. Not until today, the forgotten day of the anniversary of this horrible tragedy. When I pulled up behind my parents into my aunt's and said, Not really. The police investigated and couldn't find the source of the doll.

[00:24:20] No copyright engraving, and no leads on where the thing could have been manufactured. all over Jackie when he was using the restroom, but some think it got inside of him. It's still hard to explain the extreme state of decay he was in when his mother found him. No one knows how he disintegrated so fast. Thank you for listening to tonight's episode of Clancy pasta.

[00:27:00] Tonight's story was written and narrated by yours truly.

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