"My Imaginary Friend Won't Let Me Wake Up!" | CLANCYPASTA Original

[00:00:00] I never thought I'd be working for myself.

[00:00:08] Well, not exactly myself.

[00:00:11] My friend's the one who started the business, and he offered me a job out of the blue about

[00:00:15] a week ago.

[00:00:16] I told him I was doing alright down at the gas station, which was a lie, but I kind of

[00:00:22] didn't want him to know how desperately I wanted out. the heart of the city. We're on the 49th floor," he said, like he was telling me he owned a football team. Ah, so I bet we're off the charts on the directory. Nah, my friend went on. We'll need to check the directory. As we speak, I'm having a crew hang a gigantic stainless steel sign right against the outside

[00:01:44] of our office windows.

[00:01:46] It's about 70 foot across and weighs a freaking ton. When I'm starting a new job, I'm gonna feel on the verge of a panic attack for a few days prior and probably after. That's just the way it is for me. And to those who don't experience what I just described, can grand you friggin' Latians. I have the alarm set for 7 to be into the office by 7.30.

[00:03:04] Got the shower out of the way around midnight so I don't have to worry about that in the

[00:03:08] morning. and there was no Ricky. In fact, it didn't even look like the same set they used on the show. I concentrated to understand what I was watching and began to put aesthetic. A rocking chair to the left of the couch, the front door in the background beside a window, a chandelier above the dining table.

[00:05:40] Not much to note. You already have, Captain Tasty!" She swings the box, which is now a close-up on the screen, around to her front. Billy then jumped up in joy to an enormous orchestral swell, and he pranced over to his mother, jumping into her arms as she spun him around as the lovely, exciting and heartfelt music told the nightstand in between them. Eerie shadows dominate the room. "'Why do I gotta go to sleep, Ma?' the boy asked, as some weird somber yet wholesome notes played behind my apartment. And then I heard a sound right outside of what I could make out as a doorframe the slightest. That explains that weird show too. I actually belted laughter out across the newly lit room. Oh boy, this'll be a story to mention around the water cooler tomorrow.

[00:11:03] They're gonna have a water cooler, right? This is impossible, I thought to myself. I knew this was a dream it had to be, but good god if it was, it was realer than real life. I felt a pit drop in my stomach, and without thought, dropped the sheet and walked very quickly out of the doorway into what I didn't realize until then was a well-lit living room.

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